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You Can’t Live on Dr. Pepper? Says who!? January 8, 2008

Posted by gordonwatts in life.

Ah, those coketards are at it again [obscure “fake” reference].

I mentioned to a friend that I was doing a series of owl shifts. He wrote back: “And remember that Dr Pepper has no genuine medical qualifications.” We got it from this “scholarly” article:

The moral integrity of soft drink giant Schweppes was called into question today after it emerged that Dr Pepper is not a real doctor, has never been to medical school or received any form of health training, and has been using the title under false pretences.

However, I know the Dr. And I know the Dr well. It clearly has medical effects: I’m awake right now because of the Dr. In fact, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that article is a sham, and the author isn’t even a real journalist! Or at least a serious one. When will they learn? The Dr. is best.




1. MainSequenceSunDevil - January 8, 2008

Honestly, who could hate Dr. Pepper? A Mr. Pibb guy maybe?

2. gordonwatts - January 8, 2008

Well said!

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